How would you react if your partner one day confessed to you that they were really an android?

How would you react if your partner one day confessed to you that they were really an android?


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  • I'd ask about how it was they were 'programmed', if it was specific, and with a certain set of parameters, or if they were actually programmed with 'free' will and emotions. It matter mmkay?

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What Girls Said 26

  • On the plus size, sex robot.

    Down side- No feelings (unless they're incredibly advanced). If he didn't have feelings, why would I even be with him? </3 Not for me.

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  • Well I guess we're going to have a long conversation on how it is to be an android. Let me go get my pen and paper.

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  • Well I always thought Nick Valentine was pretty cool, so I could go for a synth.

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  • I'll ask if he can update his dick to even more exciting stuff 😂😂

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  • Wouldn't really be surprising :P

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  • punch that muhfuh in the face till wires pop outta its eyes!

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  • whoa! My brain would just be blow away!

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  • Oh well that sort of explains why his hardly emotional haha I think I would feel weird and slightly embarrassed that he was a robot and I didn't figure that out, like that stuff doesn't cross me? I'd find his creator and date him lol

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  • I would say, "As long as you love me, and I love you, everything is alright." And I'd joke about loving his "robot dick"

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  • I'd ask them if I had to pay for upgrades to the firmware every two years...

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  • I'd say " this can be the start of a drama free relationship" 😊

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  • As long as he feels and looks like a person I could deal with it.:D

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  • I'd wonder why he always forgets where is phone is and how to close cupboard doors 😒

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  • Yayyy robotic sex and full battery... at the same damn time*future voice*

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  • Sorry I only date iPhones.

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  • Be jealous that I didn't get to be one too

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  • wooow...

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  • Be jealous

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  • a new sex toy that's cool

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  • Android-zoned.

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  • that would be kinda cool. :D

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  • That'll be awesome. I'd sell him to talk shows! Imagine all the money I'll make

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  • lmao what the fuck hahaaahahahahahahahaha
    i would be like then eat my pussy baby.
    since i can't be accused of sexual harassment.

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  • I would ask him where is the turn on/off button so i can have him when i need him and turn him off when he is annoying

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  • YES. HELLS YEAH! ✊ *improperly fist pumping like a crazy person*

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What Guys Said 14

  • "Then why the hell have you been acting all emotional?"

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  • I would be amazed since she gave me two children.

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  • see how human they tried to make her. will she be need an update every month

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  • If be like “oh, okay," slowly pick up phone, “so I'm just going to call my buddy now" secretly call the but house
    “hello?" The crazy house receptionist
    “oh, hey Johnny, what's up man?" Me
    “johnny? I think you got the wrong number" crazy house
    “aw, no way man, that's awesome," than cover my mouth with my hand and whisper urgently into the phone “my girlfriend's crazy, she think's she's a robot, come quick"

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  • Ice cream Sandwich or Marshmallow?

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  • Well... If they can fool you long enough for you two to be in a relationship, we should update our definitions of human. ;)

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  • I'd be stoked at the idea technology had gotten that awesomely amazing.

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  • "It's okay I'm an android too" lol

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  • i would be like, "whaaaaaaaaat" :D

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  • "That's OK, I'm really a generically-engineered, super-intelligent horses wearing a man-suit...

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  • "Where's Cell?"

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  • Hell yeah awesome

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  • I already have an Android... I'm holding it right now...

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  • As long as the pussy tight idgaf

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