When you get a girlfriend what are you supposed to do with it?

I mean I get that half the battle is getting one but when you do get one what do you do with it?

  • Feed it food
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  • Feed it money
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  • Feed it love
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  • Pay it for maid services
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  • Marry it
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  • Fuck it
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  • Just stare at it cluelessly
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy
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No one wants to marry it.

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  • It? seriously? im going to sidestep here because i can only imagine the kind of flak you are going to get for calling a woman an "it"... you are going to get firebombed bro.
    oh and heads up, getting a girlfriend is not half the battle... not even close.

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What Girls Said 8

  • Troll harder next time.

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  • number one a girlfriend is not an it she is the other half of you and you need to take care of her as she will take care of you. and if you cannot be loving understanding and treat her with respect you should not have one to begin with

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    • Your opinion doesn't matter.
      Neither do you.

  • Feed it love, the rest will follow

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  • I'm tearing up because I'm laughing so hard!! XD

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  • It?

    Don't get a girlfriend. Just get some cats. K buddy?

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  • Play with it and make it happy or you'll regret it

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  • C + F

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What Guys Said 17

  • Sell it with.

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  • Where's the all of the above option?

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  • You let her get on her knees and beg to be your fucking maid

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  • well from what i gathered from the experts you gotta stand there and poke it with a stick on several ocasions through out the day

    3.bp.blogspot.com/.../...poke_her_with_a_stick.gif

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  • do the first and second to get her and the third and second to keep her and hope that she feels the same.

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  • Ahahaha. Great question. Love it, feed it and fuck it.

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  • Pretend that your listening to it.

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  • Level it up Bruh.. You never played pokemon or anything?

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  • You bout to get flamed bro lol

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  • The game is to try and keep as much of your own money for yourself.

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  • Feed it, fuck it, and love it 😍

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  • Best thing you can learn in a relationship is "yep, you're right". Lol

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  • U again u said about urself that u dothings that doesn't make sense to get points so good for u

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  • Cheat on her. Lol

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  • feed it and fuck it

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  • 'it'?

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  • Do whatever it wants and then let it shout at you if you do something slightly wrong

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