Most Helpful Girl
worst line a guy has told me is "your breast are so nice they look soft and inviting; they remind me of my moms."0
Most Helpful Guy
If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
I like my women like I like my coffee. Sealed in an airtight bag and stored in the freezer.
Are you a citrus soft drink? Because i want to Mount n Dew you.
That dress would look great crumpled in a heap on murder mystery.
Last time I saw a body like yours I was burring it in my basement.
I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in the basement.
They're the worst ones I can think of off the top of my head.1
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