What are the creepiest pickup lines you've ever heard?


Most Helpful Girl

  • worst line a guy has told me is "your breast are so nice they look soft and inviting; they remind me of my moms."


Most Helpful Guy

  • If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

    I like my women like I like my coffee. Sealed in an airtight bag and stored in the freezer.

    Are you a citrus soft drink? Because i want to Mount n Dew you.

    That dress would look great crumpled in a heap on murder mystery.

    Last time I saw a body like yours I was burring it in my basement.

    I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in the basement.

    They're the worst ones I can think of off the top of my head.

    • This is actually scary!!! I don't want to know why it was so easy for you to think of those...😦😦😦😦

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    • @Summerbunny Just don't go on a date with him... lmao

    • @sexyphil Haha I will if I want to get murdered

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What Girls Said 1

  • Are your legs made of Nutella?

    Cuz I'd like to spread those thighs


What Guys Said 2

  • I usually tell women.. "I'll rape you if i get the chance" most of them say thats creepy but I really don't understand their logic. Wait.. they are women they have no logic! I'm going to tell this joke of mine at my next MGTOW meeting. The boys will crack up lol!

  • Hey is your name sandy hook cause I wanna shoot some kids in you