I don't feel like it's because I'm ugly, I know I'm nothing special but I feel like I'm still dateable. My profile pic's the same as it is here. Maybe it's my bio? but I thought it was witty for the most part. Any thought or suggestions for improvement would be appreciated. Below is my bio, feel free to tear it apart 👍🏻
Name's Justin. Quick facts,
- Studying Business @ [College Name] 🍾🍻🎉
- I'm 5'11" since people care
- I travel, or pretend I am.
- Photography's my Jam
- I'm awesome. Obviously.
- Do you eat? My food's on point.
- Can guys describe themselves as curvy?
- Shakira told me my hips don't lie.
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You need a better picture, for starters. You look really red in the face. You've got a good smile but the angle is wrong.
It's not that witty a bio.
"Guys describe themselves as curvy" = you're fat (you might not be, but that's what I take away from that)
"Shakira told me my hips don't lie" = 2005 called, they said their jokes are no longer supported and suggest you upgrade
"Travel or pretend I am. = What do you *actually* do, as opposed to pretend to?
Honestly, with Tinder, I found a one line quote/comment (or even a one word one) was better than trying to write a proper profile or bio. And you absolutely need the best goddamn picture of yourself you've ever taken to stop being immediately swiped. I'm serious. Girl I used to work with was swiping through her feed at a work party one night, and she was making decisions after less than three seconds based entirely on the first picture.2
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