I really had to fart when I was naked in the bed I've been seeing, and I just couldn't hold it anymore and I let the most epic fart rip. The worst part is that I was so embarrassed, I got up mid fart, and ran over to my clothes and put them on and left as fast as I could.
The poor man still contacted me after and took me on a date lol.
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If that was me I would have died of embarrassment lol
Anyways that's cuz I'm Pathan and Pathans dies over farts believe it or not.. this is a true story so there was this couple that was married for 7 years and had 3 kids one day the guy came from work and I guess he was just tired so without noticing it he farted and the wife heard that she started laughing.. none stop.. the next morning he ran away from home for 20 years because of how embarrassed he was
When he came back after 20 years he was hoping that she would have forgotten by now right when he came she went like pooo she made farting noise and the poor guy ran away again and never was to be seen again lol0