I'm a nice guy, why don't girls like me?

I don't get it, they always like the bad boys! Women just all want jerks!!! I'm a nice guy, why aren't they lining up to congratulate me?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Because you're not a 7ft 5 tall asshole with millions of dollars pouring out of your orifices. Girls only go for guys like that. Obviously!! (This is indeed satirical)

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    • 3mo

      And in response to your satire.

      It is simply amazing how many guys are going to respond to it with a level of absolute insanity that you only achieved through satire. Lmfao.

    • 3mo

      Yeah, yeah!!! You're so right!!!

Most Helpful Guy

  • Give them backhanded compliments and they will like you.

    1. Oh, that's a nice dress. It looks better than the one you had on yesterday.
    2. Those shoes don't make your feet look as big as the other ones did.
    3. Talk about something complicated with a friend in front of her and when she is like "Huh?" say, "Oh, it's okay if you don't understand. You're still pretty."

    Sneak an insult in with your compliment to shake her confidence and she will start to want to please you. They are used to guys pouring on compliments (often just blowing smoke up their @$$ to get some) so making them realize they aren't all that, they will be more receptive to you.
    Have fun with this newfound knowledge.

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    • 3mo

      Yeah man, yeahhh... that doesn't sound like such a bad idea! I'm writing ALL of this stuff down!

    • 3mo

      Just never tell her that's what you did. And don't purposely be mean or say really hurtful things. But this stuff works for real. I mean, it;s amazing how well this works. It is the combination of the two together that makes it work, not just insults like some people would say.

      Let me know how it turns out for you.

What Girls Said 5

  • Have you tried approaching them though? :/

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  • Here we go again...

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  • Guys just go after the wrong types of girls then complain about all girls

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    • 3mo

      he's asking why do girls go for jerks, not the other way around.

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    • 3mo

      Firstly I was never talking about my self.

      I was never a nice guy. If I ever struggled with girls it was cos I was shy and this was years back.

      are you daydreaming?

  • Maybe you're ugly. Maybe you're not really a nice guy.

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  • Because you never have the good drugs...

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What Guys Said 15

  • Remember when you were a kid and boys would tease or kinda pick on girls they liked?

    Well that was probably evolutionary but you can thank Feminists, the School system, the media and probably your parents for socializing your natural inborn ability to attract women right the fuck out of you.

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  • Because you don't flirt soon enough with them.

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  • Bad troll attempt... just awful.

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  • Trollolololololololo

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  • who knows, girls are just stupid like that.

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  • Coz you're the nice guy.

    You're needed when they break up with the bad guy. And when they find another bad guy you're not needed.

    Nice guys don't get anywhere usually. But go on Match. com, they have girls that like nice guys.

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  • "why aren't they lining up to congratulate me?"
    If you're actually 45+ you should know by now that society hates us.

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  • It seems like we're stuck in a never ending middle school phase

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  • Probably because you're an alien.

    Most women to aren't fond of inter-species relationships.

    Wait a few years for the species rights movements

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  • degrade them,, they will push themselves into you
    it always work

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  • u r nice guy, so girls don't like u

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  • Some do like nice guys, some do not.

    You are probably just short/ugly and in denial about it.

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  • It's not about being nice or bad, it's about being fun and having good conversations

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  • At are age they don't care about nice guys just guys with confidence

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  • Give them money. That always works.

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