Parents, always going like,
"Logan! You need to go to church!"
Me: "Why, so I can listen to boring sermons that don't even follow the Bible, and have bickering disagreements with a bunch of smelly fat hypocrites who are wimpy 'nice guys' like how do you every week?"
"Logan! You need to go on to law school, you need a job that can support a family!"
Me: "Why, so I can be incredibly stressed out over money, work 50 hours a week if I get a job, have tons of debt?"
"Logan! How come you never date? We want grand kids!"
Me: "Date, so you guys can give me hell again like you did two years ago when I was interested in it? So maybe I can get married, and be miserable like you two?"
Just... why do parents try to get their own kids to have miserable, sad lives like they did? It's like they don't want them to be happy. They might have lived the standard "mold" of their generation, but if it leads to being an overweight unhappy person always arguing with your spouse, worried about money, tramping to church on Sundays for some bs to argue about, then what good was it?
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haha I am the opposite my family: " we got macdonalds! And movies from blockbuster!"
me: I go to my room, eat a salad, and listen to spiritual/worship music. My parents are not religious at all, I wish we went to church!
Also my parents kicked my ass last time I had a boyfriend because I went out all the time... they don't let me date, well they do but make my life miserable when I do so I don't. They never mention grand kids because they think I'm an idiot and couldn't care for a kid.1