I live in a pretend life

So I usually make up stories with what school I go to, who I'm dating, or what I do for a living.Anyway, between Kate Middleton or Catherine-Zeta Jones, who should I tell people that I'm dating?

As for job, between being a male stripper or Playing MLB baseball, which should I say?

And for school, between Harvard Med School or UCLA Law, which is good to tell?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • -- Both of your girlfriend choices are fugly and married; set your sights a little higher, big guy. Why not Kate Upton?

    -- You're a male stripper. Most MLB players get all nasty and bloated because of the steroids that they vehemently deny they're taking.

    -- Choose Harvard Med School. Nobody likes lawyers.

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What Girls Said 2

  • wear a silk smoking jacket,tie several blow up dolls to yourself and claim to be hugh hefner.

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  • I like to tell people I'm a package handler for ups (I don't spell UPS, I just say ups). Then I tell them how I just got a rise out of my boss.

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What Guys Said 1

  • I'd say Kate Middleton, MLB Baseball Player and Harvard Med School...

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