What's the most punny joke you know?

no using google, everybody! my class is having a pun contest and if you win, you get extra credit. please help!


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  • What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

    How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

    I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.

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  • I actually made this up and you won't find it on the internet. I know I am too late but still. One day the husband who works at a meat market and sells fish came home back from work and tells his wife honey I am a selfish kind of person and his wife gets really upset at him and tells him how terrible he is for that. Then her husband has a confused look on his face and says why is that such a bad thing? I sell fish for a living.

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  • There was a newspaper headline about a tightrope walker walking across the river Han in Korea. The headline went:
    "Skywalker Crosses Han Solo"

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  • A holocaust joke? I did nazi that coming.

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  • What do you call a fuzzy bee?

    A frizbee... Shoot me now. :P

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