I'll start you off, or it wouldn't be fair. :)
Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal and Albert Einstein are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting, and whilst Pascal runs away, Newton draws a square on the ground in plain sight and stands on it.
When Einstein opens his eyes, he sees Isaac Newton standing there on his square.
"Found you!" says Einstein.
Newton says: "Nope. Newton over metre squared. You've found Pascal!"
Your turn *walks off stage*
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