What is the weirdest (Fake) news headline you can make up?

Weirdest gets MHO
Mine is
Man dressed at Batman stabs Lieutenant Governer of Arkansa

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Preferably funny

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  • Woman spills sexual lubricant and floods entire city. 68 injured, 1 dead.

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  • I don't have to make it up there is a newspaper in the UK that prints mad stories, it is called the Sunday Sport - Here are a sample of its headlines
    i100.independent.co.uk/.../21-sunday-sport-headlines-that-will-make-you-worry-about-humanity--xkpVryEK0

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  • "Aliens Invade Arkansas!"

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  • "Paint falls from sky in New York City, city is now neon green"

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  • Illegal platypus farm stock escapes into resort's private lake.

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  • Donald Trump wins the Election
    kek

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    • I may hate the mans guts but thats neither funny, nor weird,

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    • he's our pm and he's fucking shit

    • Sounds like it,
      Dude the way I see it is politics is fucked up everywhere

  • Donald Trump's hair saves the day! Video showing The Don's hair grabbing some scissors and cutting Trump into pieces. Apparently even Trump's hair was as disgusted with him as the rest of us clear minded people.

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