I'd like to push gene simmons down the stairs for this comment "For a putz 20-year-old kid to say, 'I'm depressed. I live in Seattle.' Fuck you, then kill yourself. I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I'm the guy who says 'Jump' when there's a guy on top of a building who says, 'That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.' Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut the fuck up, have some dignity and jump! You've got the crowd,"
Has cerebral palsy so I'd probably win with ease and also isn't so famous that he has 24/7 bodyguards (other disabled celebs have much more security so I fear it). Also, I don't want to hurt someone who is more disabled as their friends and people in prison woudl shank and torture/rape me in anger for what I did whereas he's only slightly disabled so I could probably say he pissed me off or something.
I'd avoiding fighting a powerful or older celeb as their reputation would imply they could get me very badly harmed in revenge.
then you have celebs like scott adkins or sylvester stallone that woudl simply wreck me themselves.
Why do you want to fight Jennifer Lawrence? But mine is Trump, 1). he's evil, racist, sexist, stupid, ugly, and every other negative trait ever. 2). I'll be hailed by a hero by millions of joyous humans. :-)