The Story of Twilight understood perfectly by a madman.
I sparkle, please.. you must wear sunglasses to protect your eyeballs.
-_- I know.. I would if I could stop loving you for five seconds.
I have such a giant forehead!!
-_- I dont know what I want anymore, maybe im a gay fish?
Bella!. I love you so much!
-_- Careful, I almost had an expression.
-_- Not your fault, Its your giant forehead that is blocking your brain patterns.
True, you are always so honest with me when you are lying <3
-_- who are you?
Bill?, you are in the wrong universe.
-_- Shat up!.. or.. or.. I have to get serious.. *thunder roars the sky, lightning flashes.. and before you know it*... -_o
Kill it with fire!!!
-_o Edward it's me!
I must stop myself.. I almost.. Had sex with that pine cone.. its too hot.
Bella!, there you are!, I been worried!.
- Not enough gay fishVote A
- I think Edwards head got swollen from reading this awful crapVote B
- I think the guy who wrote this need to re-evaluate his lifeVote C
- I just wanted to browse GaG without reading something weird for 5 secondsVote D
- About 43 Empty cauldrons of OMG where is my broom?Vote E
- I just wanted to vote something simple like.. mehVote F
- And last but not least.. It was funny. (We all know it wasent).. (( reverse psychiatry )) .. (((Just kidding... maybe)))Vote G