If the Joker came knocking on your door, what would you do?

If the Joker came knocking on your door, what would you do?



  • I would freak out and hope he doesn't kill me.
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  • I would immediatel y pull out my gun and shoot him before he kills me.
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  • I would convince him to let me join forces with him. >:)
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Most Helpful Guy

  • Invite him in I suppose for a drink and food it's not like he's exactly going to go away.

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What Girls Said 12

  • If you've read The Killing Joke, you'd know that he's going to shoot you right after you open the door. i1318.photobucket.com/.../...0Door_zpsighrlsn4.jpg

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    • 1mo

      Yeah I know. The Killing Joke pretty much marked Barbara Gordon's huge turning point as a character when she became Oracle after The Killing Joke where Joker ends her Batgirl career with that gunshot to her spine, paralyzing her lower half body.

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      Pretty much! I liked her as Oracle though

  • Call Batman unless he's the Jared Leto version

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  • Ask him why so serious

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  • Invite him in and play cards

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  • Make him some tea, bet he has cool stories.

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  • I'd shut the door in his face after telling him to go bother my neighbors instead.

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  • I would let him fuck me so hard then become his bff and ride off in the sunset together plotting evil schemes

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  • Teach him how to put make-up on properly, because he obviously needs a better tutorial.

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  • I would bang him! And bang him really hard!!! :P :) LOL

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  • Ask him if he dances with the devil in the pale moon light?

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  • Grab my red lipstick, call him puddin' and invite him in.

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  • hahahaha
    Add him to my team of trolls.

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What Guys Said 18

  • I would probably put a knife through his face out of a knee-jerk reaction and then apologize explaining that I thought he was a clown.

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  • I would use my hypnotic umbrella on him ;)

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  • Tell him Bruce Wayne is Bats duh, obviously he came for my vast knowledge on the batman😎.

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  • I would quote Jack Nicholson (who portrayed the Joker).

    "Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here."

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  • Probably option A - I bet you I would stand there open mouthed like a goldfish

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  • Are we talking the good Joker or that terrible looking cosplay reject one from that film everyone liked because "lel im weird"?

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  • Offer him a beer in return for a good tale of the evil he's done in the world.

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  • i will give him another chance, he didn't knew it was my house.

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  • I would invite him in for a talk.

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  • Probably accept my imminent demise.

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  • I'd blow my brains out... The joker skins people... It's just better to get it over and done with XD

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  • Bruh I'm B4TM4N...

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  • I would die

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  • Slam the door.

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  • I would call you and tell you to get your mother off my porch...

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  • Invite him in, offer a beverage and swap stories.

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  • Tell him his franchise suuucckks!! Marvel for the win!!

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  • Join forces and get rid of feminists in the west :-)

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