"Joe is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife."
"Joe is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head."
"If you sign to fight me, you need speed and endurance but what you need most is to increase your insurance"
"I've seen George shadow boxing. And the shadow won."
"If you dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologise."
- Corny/lame...85% (11)92% (12)88% (23)Vote
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I think they are stupid.1
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