If you were born with a warning label, what would it say?

Title says it all! Mine would be "If lost please return to (insert name of a not-so-clueless friend)" 😂
What would yours say?


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  • Warning: Dangerous Curves Ahead

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    • Sounds like a bumpy ride with you 😂

    • At least I warned him.

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  • Please call the nearest urgent care clinic if you feel faint or out of breath!

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  • "WARNING: Contain nuts"

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    • In the head or in the sack? 😂

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    • This is inappropriate I'm sorry XD
      I digress.

    • lmao! 😂 you can't take it back now, explain yourself now mister, im innocent 😂🙈

  • Mystery.

    That in itself is the most frightening because you have no clue, and humans have a very long history of being afraid of the unknown and what they don't understand.

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  • Warning: Flammable when near open flames :)

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  • Always nice except if you're totally disrespectful to my friends or myself!

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  • R- rated, adults only.

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  • "I hope you wanted a cool kid"

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  • Beware of soap 😳

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  • Extreme Sarcasm Warning... Yeah, like you'd get it.

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  • King.

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  • "Warning" That's all, just a warning so the potential victim can take a left and safe breath and avoid me sober and upset in the morning.

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  • Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

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  • mine would say, leave him alone, he's a big disappointment. lol

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    • Naw bet everyone else would label you differently though ^^

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    • they haven't left me alone before but they did after that many times though.

    • You might come across as a guy who likes their independence? Its not a bad thing :)

  • Danger: tough guy coming through!

    😂

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  • Warning. Prolonged conversation with this guy will expose your own stupidity.

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  • "Warning: from Newfoundland. Closed captions not provided; may need a translator."

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  • "Do not expose to Cryptonite"

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  • Warning: Do Not poke the bear

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  • yes he is annoying

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  • "Seven days"

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  • Handle with love, or expect a total psychopath

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  • smart assed trouble maker.

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  • "DANGER". Repeated exposure will result in cervix damage

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  • Warning: Don't piss off

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