If you were born with a warning label, what would it say?

Title says it all! Mine would be "If lost please return to (insert name of a not-so-clueless friend)" 😂
What would yours say?


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What Guys Said 26

  • Please call the nearest urgent care clinic if you feel faint or out of breath!

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  • "WARNING: Contain nuts"

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    • 16d

      In the head or in the sack? 😂

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    • 16d

      This is inappropriate I'm sorry XD
      I digress.

    • 16d

      lmao! 😂 you can't take it back now, explain yourself now mister, im innocent 😂🙈

  • Warning: Procra. . . ah, I'll finish this later.

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  • Mystery.

    That in itself is the most frightening because you have no clue, and humans have a very long history of being afraid of the unknown and what they don't understand.

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  • R- rated, adults only.

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  • Warning: Flammable when near open flames :)

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  • "Warning" That's all, just a warning so the potential victim can take a left and safe breath and avoid me sober and upset in the morning.

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  • Always nice except if you're totally disrespectful to my friends or myself!

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  • Beware of soap 😳

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  • "I hope you wanted a cool kid"

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  • Extreme Sarcasm Warning... Yeah, like you'd get it.

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  • King.

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  • mine would say, leave him alone, he's a big disappointment. lol

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    • 16d

      Naw bet everyone else would label you differently though ^^

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    • 16d

      they haven't left me alone before but they did after that many times though.

    • 16d

      You might come across as a guy who likes their independence? Its not a bad thing :)

  • Danger: tough guy coming through!

    😂

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  • Warning. Prolonged conversation with this guy will expose your own stupidity.

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  • "Warning: from Newfoundland. Closed captions not provided; may need a translator."

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  • "Do not expose to Cryptonite"

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  • yes he is annoying

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  • "Seven days"

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  • Handle with love, or expect a total psychopath

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  • Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking.

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  • Warning: Do Not poke the bear

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  • smart assed trouble maker.

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  • "DANGER". Repeated exposure will result in cervix damage

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  • Warning: Don't piss off

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What Girls Said 18

  • Warning:

    Foul mouthed, no-filter-having flame bird. May burn in more ways than one. May also cause heart attacks, stroke, redness due to bridge-pinching, and early signs of aging.

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  • "Caution, hot."
    Just joking 😂.
    "Caution, loud." As I tend to be loud, a lot.

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  • "Warning: Wise Owl. Only Those Who Give A Hoot Need Apply."
    Good One, hun, Different!! xxoo

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    • 16d

      Haha Thank you! :) and awesome warning label, its creative!

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      lol!! Thank you, hun, and for the Kind Like. xxoo

  • Warning: Fragile.

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  • My warning label is as useful as Ikea instructions.= makes no sense and missing a few pieces.

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  • Warning: doesn't bite but may nibble

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  • Warning: keep all breakable objects at a distance. ... I'm such a clutz.

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  • Warning: no self control, will bite

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  • Warning: unstable as fuck lol

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  • Be careful, high voltage ⚡

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  • Warning: crazy bitch.

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  • 'I don't like you, don't look at me, don't talk to me'

    :D

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  • Please don't make her sad! Or else she will break down.

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  • I'm crazy, watch out

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  • Warning! Will become very weird and distant in high school.

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  • if found please check for missing underwear and return to husbanf

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    • 16d

      I love checking women for missing underwear

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    • 16d

      upper middle class daddys girl and bussiness women

    • 16d

      Your husband is lucky to have you

  • "Warning: Is a piece of shit 76% of the time"

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  • Warning: Dangerous Curves Ahead

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    • 16d

      Sounds like a bumpy ride with you 😂

    • 16d

      At least I warned him.

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