So I'm in a relationship right now where my Girlfriend is in complete charge. She constantly degrades me, makes me lick her boots, and makes me lick up any mess I make. She does it in public too. She made me lick her friends boots on my knees while we were at a crowded bar.
Is it wrong that I actually enjoy this? I have no idea why.
You must be happy with what you have .. you shouldn't be like this .. try being more unique dude .. make her realize that you're no shoe cleaner but a person with feelings ;) I would slap her if I were at ur place like wth .. it won't be the end of the world if you break up with her ... since she has got you to take care of all things, she doesn't care of what she really has .. let her feel unlucky some day.