Okay, boobs? You are a guy, so I see you said it was a joke? Here's the deal, if you are a woman, flaunt what you got. I am not tall and not big chested, however most my friends are! However, while listening to them at lunch complain, or should I say brag about being dd etc... naturally, I looked down at my chest, looked over at one of the womans husbands, he was the only guy there and said, guess I should make an appointment with a plastic surgeon and laughed. He without batting an eye smiled and said, why don't you just walk into the diner without a top. I realized at that moment, it didn't matter to a man on the size of a womans chest, what matter is how you show them off and the womans personality! Tried it out and trust me, small or large you can get looked at, take your bra off, were a cute summer top non revealing and walk around, you will be amazed!
If you are a guy, height has nothing to do with getting women or attention, I can absolutely positively say some of the most sexiest men I have met and been with were short and when I say short I mean 5'5" and 5' 2" and guess what, they learned to be charismatic and have a great manly attitude. Best example of a sexy man Jason Statham guess how tall he is 5' 10" Work who you are and when you enter a room believe you own it and could have anyone you want and watch how you turn heads!