I see this quite often at graduations -- seem like they have never worn a heel in their life and the day they are walking across floors, stages, and up and down steps in front of hundreds or thousands, they buy/wear the highest pair possible! LOL! Its quite entertaining (and kinda sad at the same time)
The "Drunk Baby Giraffe" thing just sounds weird. But I totally agree with you on the rest. High heels are the sexiest shoes that exist but they should only be worn by women who know how to walk in them. If they don't know, I can't look.