I haven't been doing well with the ladies. To tell the truth, I'm a virgin. I've been told that if I improve my appearance I can get a girlfriend, so I thought I would buy a fedora. They seem like a relatively cheap way to look better. Hell, paying 40 bucks for a fedora to get laid is way cheaper than paying a few hundred for a hooker. A fedora would make me look classy and stand out to girls. What do you ladies think about fedoras? What does wearing a fedora say about the man underneath?
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Yep. Fedoras are totally classy and will get you laid, M'lady.