Basically, spend ur parents money, use excessive amounts of orange tan lotion, build muscle, be an asshole, dance life a f***en retard, have ridiculous amounts of unprotected sex with as many girls as possible... that's the life of a Guido...
THE STANDARDS FOR BEING A MAN HAVE GONE WAY LOW.
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I am 100% Italian and those jerk-offs bring down our entire culture. In Italy, there is no such word as guido, my papo would have no idea what that was. The stupid fohawks and always showing off their 6packs, and the kisses in pics. I saw a kid yesterday who was orange from tanning so much.3
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