If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you

three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to

mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,

"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your

husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock


The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman

and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.

And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is


So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about

her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

*Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!*

*Attention *

*Female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!*

Male readers: Please scroll down.















The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that

women never listen!


I thought it was funny...

I would definitely wish to be beautiful and rich, but not sure what else I would need after that...


Most Helpful Guy

  • i'd love a girlfriend that I actually like , yeah I've been single for way too long and that definity be tops

    and of course a steady job would be nice as well


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What Guys Said 1

  • Stupid story of a bitch. Why would you think a story of someone trying to kill someone else to be funny?


What Girls Said 2

  • Lol I enjoyed that, I'd only ever read the first part of the joke before. Obviously I'd ask for a billion more wishes.

  • wow that was lame