Whenever I see a pregnant woman, I can't help but wonder if she's been unknowingly impregnated by aliens, and if when some green, multiheaded, demonic mutation ultimately shuttles forth from her birth canal, if she'll screech like a B-movie scream queen at the sight of it. It could happen you know! Just imagine how Rosie O'Donnell's parents felt on that fateful day!
hmmmm...few things...the first is "DOGGYSTYLE BABY"! the second is "i wonder if she knows who the daddy is"...third is will I see her on Maury after her baby is born with some dude saying stupid sh*t like "that baby ain't mine...it's got a big nose" or "that baby ain't mine, he's got curly hair"...fourth is "there goes another tax deduction!"...fifth is "damn...she really needs to quit this job stripping, but I guess I'll go up and tip her anyway!"...sixth is "damn bitch, you really need to get rid of that belly shirt before you put someone's eye out with your big ass bellybutton poking out!"...shall I go on?