"Many women who do not dress modestly, lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which INCREASES EARTHQUAKES!!!"
Most Helpful Girl
Obviously earthquake frequency is directly correlated to how modestly the womenfolk dress. How does anyone not know that?
(And tornadoes? Caused by all those guys wandering around shirtless. Someone needs to stop this madness!)4
Most Helpful Guy
Well some of the things they wear has moved the earth for me.1