Fun and entertaining questions, feel free to answer any if you can...

~Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

~Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

~Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

~Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

~Why is abbreviated such a long word?

~Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

~Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

~Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

~Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

~Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

~What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

~Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

~Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

~Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Just saw these online and I thought they were pretty funny.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • ~Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

    Hair follicles handle UV rays differently than our skin does.

    ~Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Because they need it open to tilt their heads back? Heh.

    ~Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Because the bottle is coated for that not to happen.

    ~Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

    Because they're all full of sh*t.

    ~Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    You need to lengthen, before you can shorten? fiik.

    ~Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

    Because you're the guinea pig.

    ~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

    Difference in temperature.

    ~Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    'Cause he broke her getting there.

    ~Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Because everyone is in a hurry to get nowhere.

    ~Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

    Too many names for body parts as it is.

    ~Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

    It's would be seen as "cruel" and boycotted by PETA.

    ~What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

    Whatever their eyebrow color is.

    ~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    To prevent infections from possibly lingering bacteria.

    ~Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

    Because "bra" is shortened from "brassiere."

    ~Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    How isn't it?

    ~Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

    Blind people do get rides, y'know.

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    • Phonetics sounds like fonetics but its not spelled like that

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    • Well yeah a lot of them the answers are redundant though. Like, what's the big deal about sterilizing a needle when you're going to kill someone? They're going to die regardless.

    • Yeah, I know. But, even redundant questions have some kind of answer to 'em. Heh.

What Guys Said 2

  • these sound like the types of things george carlin used to talk about. I don't know the answer to any of them but they are funny.

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  • Q1: Because our skin compensates for excessive exposure to UV radiation by modifying the level of melanin in our body to protect better against the UV rays. Since our hair doesn't have melanin at all, it can't compensate and thus gets bleached from overexposure.

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What Girls Said 3

  • Hey, I'm offended!

    I can totally put on mascara without opening my mouth even once! TWO COATS, even. >.<

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    • I can too but all of the other chicks I know can't, including my mom.

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    • Exactly, haha. The woman I take care of, her daughter in law is the one who sets up the schedules every month, and she's pretty flexible and will work with me on it if things need to be switched around. Coincidentally, she works with MY mother.

    • Wow..what a small world!

  • I put mascara on with my mouth closed.

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  • If you try to fail and succeed, what have

    you done?

    How is it one careless match can start a

    forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

    start a campfire?

    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

    called rush-hour?

    What's the speed of dark?

    If physics can predict lottery numbers,

    why are they still working?

    If you run backwards will you gain weight?

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    • They've never say running forwards makes you lose weight, they just say running helps you lose weight.

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