The other day I strolled into this holistic pet food store I'd never been to, trying to get a brand not carried at my usual place. Now these kind of stores are usually run by angry at the establishment hippies, or redneck yokles looking to make a buck off the "richies." But lo and behold I walk in (looking terrible by the way, no makeup, sloppy hair, etc) and the most gorgeous man comes to greet me.
We had a nice chat, and it seemed like he could be interested. The thing is because their product is specialty, its not like I have a reason to walk in there everyday.
Sooo, I was thinking, that I might pop in there tomorrow, looking a bit more uh, human and say I was telling my friend how lives a couple cities over about the food and she's coming to meet me tonight and wanted me to pick her a bag up, to try with her finicky eater. Then I want to engage him in conversation, use his girlie dog to figure out if he's actually single, and somehow invite him out for a drink. His dog is a yorkie, and I thought I could be like, so is that your girlfriend's dog? and go from there
Is this too creepy? Will I come off like a creep stalker girl? And if not, what is a good way to do this?
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What was the specialty item that you went to get?
You could start a conversation with him about the item and how it's working for you so far and thank him for it and lead the conversation to the point where you offer to shout him a coffee and getting his number at the same time.
Hi there I just wanted to tell you how well item XYZ is working and I'd like to thank you for showing it to me. I'd like to thank you for it, how about I shout you a coffee sometime? Give me your number and we'll arrange to meet up sometime what do you say?1