What would your last words be?

Say someone is about to kill you and gives you the opportunity to say one more sentence.

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I guess mine would be "only three words..."

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  • Well, that's obvious, isn't it? I'd ask him an engaging question, and when answering his reaction time will increase tenfold and I'll make my move. Depending on what firepower he has, I should have a decent chance, and if I fail, at least I'm not going to die talking, but acting.

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What Guys Said 14

  • ''There's a farmyard orgy behind you''

    The sick gunman would turn around in anticipation of witnessing a goat battering a chicken's behind, 'stallion on stallion' action and the farmer showing the stableboy just how much he's appreciated.

    As he's turning I'll perform a spinning kick to his face, knock him down and pick up the whilst saying ''Well, well, well... now who's in the sh*t?'' I'd ridicoule and humiliate him by telling him I'll let him live for longer if he wears make-up and fists himself. If he looked like he was enjoying it it'd shoot him regardless.

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  • I'm coming back for you.

    ~Distant

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  • eat sh*t

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  • Crap.

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  • Pull my finger.

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  • chill out man you want some weed

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  • The cure to cancer is...! (Gets killed)

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  • Go ahead and do it, you scared little f***er!

    :D

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  • I am your father...

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  • Daddy's home XD

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  • You're a sad little f'aggot.

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  • Send me on my way to assassinate God.

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  • I want your stupid woman to make me a sandwich before I die.

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  • I forgive you.

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What Girls Said 3

  • What's wrong with you, why are you killing me?

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  • I'd say "Your shoes are untied" make a run for it. or I'd probably sing a few lines of a song or something hoping he'll probably leave me alone thinking I'm crazy ...or not

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  • God forgive me and this person.

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