So I was buying beer today and when I went up to the register the register girl called to I guess someone that is in charge of checking the validity of IDs or something. They stood there for like 3 minutes giggling while looking at me and looking at the ID. As the ID girl was still looking at my ID the register girl goes "You look so young. You look like you're 17!". I'm used to people treating me this way. Every gun I've bought they quadruple checked my ID and background to make sure I'm not some underage kid trying to buy a gun. Now I'm 22 so to be told I look 17 SUCKS! I might have to get hair implants on my FACE so I can look older. The closest thing I have to facial hair is facial fuzz... Would girls in college find a guy that looks young unattractive?
If I were you I'd buy a stun gun. The next time some mouthy chick looks at your I.D. and laughs give her 3 million volts in the face and scream "How old do ya think I am now! HUH!" Once word gets around, you won't ever need to be wearing no fake beard.