How would you torture your worst enemy?

Bored so

Can be by anything playing Justin Bieber to gouging their eyes out

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Most Helpful Girl

  • i'd play some Wagner, The Ride of the Valkyries

    and make him drink water until he dies. no breaks allowed. almost like drowning on land.

    lalalalalala

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    • you are a genius.

      if you were my enemy, I'd eat strawberry ice cream in front of you and not give you any

    • i try :D

      and...that is just...so incredibly cruel :p

    • Muahahaha!

      that's my evil ninja laugh.

What Girls Said 7

  • Hmm... if I really really hated him/her (like he hurt my family/friends) then I would get a knife and cut him slowly causing more and more pain and then throw acid, but I'll really have to hate the person to do that.

    On the other hand, if I just hated him/her then stink bombs or trash up their yard/house. Or throw rotten eggs. OK I know I sound like a bloodly bitch, I'm nice honest :)

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  • Assuming I am a f***ed up person and have a worst enemy...

    Slice their Achilles tendons.

    Feed them until they die (like in Se7en).

    Make them watch Twilight nonstop.

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  • if I hated someone I'd make sure tat the movie 'SAW" comes to real life >:) ahhhhhha, sounds fun!

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  • make them watch barney over and over and over again

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  • Kill everyone they care about.

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  • By ignoring him/her

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    • What? boring

      This is your worst enemy the one that hypathetically murdered all of your friends and family

      What would you do to him?

    • A knock out in the balls!

  • By making them listen to Blood on the dance floor for hours.

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What Guys Said 9

  • -Set them butt-naked on a wedge shaped piece of wood with immense weight attached to their feet. (Like 2000 lbs.)

    -Place a thin piece of glass in their Urethra, have a sexy lady walk by, and when they get a boner, it will shatter inside. (Ancient Chinese torture method)

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  • Burlap sack, a few broken drinking glasses, tie around the head. Wail on em for a while maybe with a good flat stick not too terribly heavy though. I'm also quite a fan of branding. No bleeding, massive pain if you do it right, good ole cauterized wound. A short balcony, about a foot or three taller then they are, tie their hair to the railing and drop them over the edge. Tie them to a post in a boar pen with the bottom foot or so of their legs torn up a little. Take a sledge to their kneecaps. Pop their eyeballs out, place a small shard of glass in each of their eye sockets and put them back. Sew their eyes open and put them in front of a nice hot fire. For a finale sew/burn their ass closed and feed them up good for a few weeks

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  • Modified Bacon slicer, and piano wire.

    I've seen "Audition".

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  • Even though torturing is wrong and highly barbaric, making someone listen to Justin Bieber and Fran Drescher's laugh would be terrible. Then, do a little bit of water boarding.

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  • I'd lock him in a room and force him to answer an endless supply of penis size questions.

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  • cut his d*** and balls off, also his hands. and make him look at a super hot girl that he can't do anything to.

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    • So basically you'd make him get married?

    • That's cold

      Worse to cut half his d*** so when he does get an erection it will be painful and blood everywhere

      I think I need to calm down now

  • 1 - get the head trap from " a clockwork orange"

    2 - Light a ciggerette

    3 - ?

    4 - profit.

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  • send my ex over to them.

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  • Chinese cold water torture.

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