Does the "GURU" badge next to my name mean I am now a god amongst men?

Read it and sob, gents ...GAG has promoted me to the exalted title of GURU, which means I am officially better than you and can get any woman I want.

Ladies, I'll be in my man cave when you are ready.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • can I have some sloppy seconds when you're done with them?

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What Girls Said 6

  • LOL, well, I am not exactly sure how it will help you with the ladies...BUT this guru badge is now next to all level 10 users. That way everyone knows that’s the top level! :)

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  • :0

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  • Dear Camllus,

    WOW!

    Sincerely,

    IMAQT xx

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  • el

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    el

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  • lmao

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  • I - am - so - wet - for - you - right - now. I will be making a trip to your man cave soon. Be ready.

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What Guys Said 6

  • Camilus, the key thing is not to use your guru status for personal gain. I wish you even more guru-enhancing experiences without hurting others.

    Peace.

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  • I sir, Prefer to spend my time in my real life, Not caring about some "guru", Because online you may be better, But in real life I am better.

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    • Last night in "real life" I graduated from school and made out with my ex, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

    • Ah, Tyrone, someone jealous or suffering from guru-envy?

    • I will not stick anything in a pipe and smoke it as I don't smoke since it's stupid and bad for you.

  • lol I doubt any advice here from the so called "guru's" will help me with girls... leave the real guru title to the true guru's like mistery, david deangelo, style and etc.

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  • Doesn't mean they are actually GURU's ,just means they have spent more time on one profile answering questions and logging in, I think this is very misleading.

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  • I ate the most delicious buttery croissant this morning

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  • Wait, I thought being a guru meant you lived in a damp cave on a mountain and smelled bad.

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    • I believe the word you are looking for there is "hippie"

    • Not so sure about that. I thought hippies lived in VW Microbuses and smelled bad.

    • Hey, having a VW microbus does NOT make you a hippie! ;P

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