Does the "GURU" badge next to my name mean I am now a god amongst men?
Read it and sob, gents ...GAG has promoted me to the exalted title of GURU, which means I am officially better than you and can get any woman I want.
Ladies, I'll be in my man cave when you are ready.
Most Helpful Guy
can I have some sloppy seconds when you're done with them?
What Girls Said 6
LOL, well, I am not exactly sure how it will help you with the ladies...BUT this guru badge is now next to all level 10 users. That way everyone knows that’s the top level! :)
I - am - so - wet - for - you - right - now. I will be making a trip to your man cave soon. Be ready.
What Guys Said 6
Camilus, the key thing is not to use your guru status for personal gain. I wish you even more guru-enhancing experiences without hurting others.
I sir, Prefer to spend my time in my real life, Not caring about some "guru", Because online you may be better, But in real life I am better.
lol I doubt any advice here from the so called "guru's" will help me with girls... leave the real guru title to the true guru's like mistery, david deangelo, style and etc.
Doesn't mean they are actually GURU's ,just means they have spent more time on one profile answering questions and logging in, I think this is very misleading.
I ate the most delicious buttery croissant this morning
Wait, I thought being a guru meant you lived in a damp cave on a mountain and smelled bad.
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