I would've voted for assault, but murder's a strong possibility, too. It takes a lot to push me over the line, but once I'm over, it takes even more to bring me back. If I'm retaliating because someone I love was hurt, it's even more difficult to reel me in. It's not necessarily a good way to be, but it's what I am.
Probably murder. There are some corporate leaders/politicians that I think need to be removed from our society for the better. Like the dood who brought on the whole supreme court sh*t that made it so corporations can donate ridiculous amounts to campaigns.
for trying to take justice into my own hands. lol anyway forgery is most probably what I'd go to jail for...cuz I'm good at forging stuff. I first forged my parents' signatures when I was 6 and they were horrified ahhahaa :o
Joining Hell's Angels or Bandidos. And after joining probably murder I think they have some kind of rule that you have to kill somebody before you join Hell's Angels or Bandidos because they want to know if you're trustworthy, but I am not sure... I have always been very... Interested in gangs ;))