The only time I paid any real attention to the process I asked a couple questions for good reasons and next thing I know i'm trying to scrub paint off my eyelids. That is no simple thing I got some respect if for no other reason than wow is it hard to get off. just putting so mussel into scrubbing your eyes on the daily is a real commitment to appearance and not something ill let happen again
(For real though this chick was like a face artist or something I mean shit this chick was turning her eyelids into holograms that looked like the inside of oyster shells, she's like yeah I got a 9 color layer texturing i do now but that just for me at the mac counter I have to stick to 5 or have people i like come back when my boss is gone for 7 but Im pretty sure Im technically only supposed to do 3 but the tips I get for the fun stuff make it worth the time... like oh, wow, right?)
I used to have a girlfriend who preened herself in front of the mirror for (too long), puckering and posing, and fixing, etc. I never liked the taste of make up. I love no make up. Much sexier. Tells me I got a confident woman who isn’t stupid. Waste of money.
I do not like this. I'd feel like I was just one small step away from full-blown serial killer mode (in that scenario, it would be me applying her makeup for her, which I think we can all agree is super creepy!).