Ok so I am preparing to throw and election party for Donald Trump because he is my idol, and I walked into this Mexican restaurant, I asked them why don't they cook the sushi at the Mexican restaurants. They spoke some weird form of Spanish and they gave me chopsticks
There's a couple of different directions this joke could have been intended to go, but you definitely botched it. Take more time to write out your jokes and remember this rule of thumb, you want to OVERTELL the joke in writing, you know, over-explain every step, and then once you have it all written down, that's when you start taking away all the non-essential elements. But you still want to go to all the extra work of writing it all down, even though the full joke that you end up using might only be 10% of what you wrote out for it.