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How about this for a divorced man?
Here's to the young man and matrimony.
Here's to the old man and alimony.
The difference seems huge, but it's really not.
It's the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Or perhaps this for older couples:
Here's to Wars and Revolution
Here's to Whore's and Prostitution
Here's to horses that don't quit buckin
And them good old gals that don't quit...0