My husband use to say my farts smelled like fresh morning dew, but now he complains that my farts bring in the flies, where did my cute lady farts go?


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  • Maybe he's over his fart fetish?

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What Guys Said 7

  • Probably said that just to be nice and get more play in bed. Now since your married and it's dwindled they smell now.

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  • Have you changed your diet?

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  • The flower of the family has been labeled a fart blossom

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  • Maybe he's grown out of the fart fetish stage of his life...

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  • You are a weird lady

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  • You're not the special piece of ass you once was, in his mind.

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  • Did you change your diet

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What Girls Said 2

  • It means the honey moon phase is over

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  • Perhaps you've been eating too many eggs

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