Okay, lets say you are approached by a man, he's in his mid 50s, he's hella decked out, dressed to the nines. He even talks like Chazz Palminteri in the movie The Bronx Tales, when he played Sonny LoSpecchio.
Lets also go on to mention he drives this car
So he's a bit old fashioned, so what..
He takes a liking to you, even though his basic personality is condescending, for some reason, you get along real well with him..Then one day he says
"Whatcha' doin' workin' in a place like this huh? You are a sma't sma't kid, how would YOU, (points at you) like to work fah me? eh? (points to self) I also got a kid whoz seen YOU (points at you) and is inte'sted and lookin' to get married"
He goes on to explain he can give you a life of
--Your own place
--Access to the best sheba sheba ever
--And of course his kid is F.UCKING EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING
However, THIS IS A MAFIA FAMILY WOULD YOU DO IT?
- Yes25% (2)50% (1)30% (3)Vote
- No25% (2)0% (0)20% (2)Vote
- Maybe, I would conduct a GAG Poll and then make a decision50% (4)50% (1)50% (5)Vote
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I love your questions!
I don't plan on getting married; besides, I rather have my own mafia than marry into one.1