Would you marry into this family of wealth and status, but at some cost! dah ding!

Okay, lets say you are approached by a man, he's in his mid 50s, he's hella decked out, dressed to the nines. He even talks like Chazz Palminteri in the movie The Bronx Tales, when he played Sonny LoSpecchio.

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Lets also go on to mention he drives this car

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So he's a bit old fashioned, so what..

He takes a liking to you, even though his basic personality is condescending, for some reason, you get along real well with him..Then one day he says

"Whatcha' doin' workin' in a place like this huh? You are a sma't sma't kid, how would YOU, (points at you) like to work fah me? eh? (points to self) I also got a kid whoz seen YOU (points at you) and is inte'sted and lookin' to get married"

He goes on to explain he can give you a life of

--Money

--Status

--Vacations

--Jewelry

--Sports Cars

--Your own place

--Access to the best sheba sheba ever

--And of course his kid is F.UCKING EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING

However, THIS IS A MAFIA FAMILY WOULD YOU DO IT?

  • Yes
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  • No
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  • Maybe, I would conduct a GAG Poll and then make a decision
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I love your questions!

    I don't plan on getting married; besides, I rather have my own mafia than marry into one.

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What Girls Said 2

  • hell yes... not only for money and what not... but the mafia? helllyyyyesss soundds like a f***ing exciting life. I wish something like that could happen to me. sooounds so awesome...

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  • Hey why not. especially if his kid is F.UCKING EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING. lol

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What Guys Said 3

  • As broke as I am now? I'm leaning toward yes

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  • I wouldn't even talk to someone with a godawful accent that can't pronounce an R.

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    • YOU, YOU, you think this is funny, you think I'm he'e to amuse you? Make YOU, I mean YOU laugh and he'e to f***in' amuse you? You think I'm funny? Funny? How am I funny? Think you think you can just laugh? You think this is funny? What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? --Tommy DeVito

  • girls love dangerous guys

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