The dude at the gas station almost melted a hole into my face. HUMANS BLINK, YO!
HE'S LYING. She fucking minds. :]
- It's because there was bird poopy on your face.Vote A
- It's because you looked like his long lost mommmmmmmyVote B
- It's because HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE.Vote C
- That means you're dead, foo'Vote D
- I'm a guy and therefore ridiculous.Vote E