Anyone know any good dirty pickup lines?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • [NEVER EVER EVER USE THIS. ITS LAME, CREEPY AND INAPPROPRIATE ]
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

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What Guys Said 4

  • Pick up your dirty washing, its laundry day

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  • Eyy girl. You from Djibouti? cuz you got a big booty.

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  • I'm not really into cars to be honest.

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  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
    Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
    If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
    I heard your grades are bad... I'm sure this D won't hurt.
    Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
    I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
    Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
    Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
    Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts
    Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
    I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
    My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties... oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast...
    If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
    You might not be a Bulls fan.. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.
    I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
    So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?
    Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
    Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
    That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
    Is it your birthday?, because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight.

    Oh Cum on... I can't think of anymore...

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What Girls Said 1

  • hey girl, can you take a look at DEEZ NUTZ hahA GOTEM

    (IM COMITTING BYEE)

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