Hey, don't I know you from next Friday at the movies around 7?

Tell me your worst, funniest and cheesiest pick up lines, lets have a laugh!


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Most Helpful Guy

  • lol that's good.

    "is your dad a baker, b/c you have hot buns"
    "nice clothes, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor"

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    • Ohh clever ones ;)
      "Is your mom a terrorist, because you are tha bomb"
      "Is your body from MacDonald's, because I'm loving it"

    • thanks for MHO lol

What Guys Said 5

  • Can I take a picture of you? My friends don't believe angels exist.

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  • I don't think OP's line would be understood very well.

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  • "i wanna eat 1 box of pizza... will u help me? 8) "

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  • The only thing going down in this car is the window because that pussy stanks.

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  • are you french? coz madame!

    if I were a fly I'd be all over you coz you're the shit!

    are you my appendix? because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out!

    haha

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What Girls Said 2

  • I lost my teddy bear... :( 😢

    Can I sleep with you? 😉

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  • Excuse me sir, is your name 2/4? Because I'd love to nail you.

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