Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE
This manly man doesn't have any hair on him except his head!!!

You'd think he'd look like a hobo jungle man!!!
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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  • I am a guy and even I would let Tarzan have me <3
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  • I am a guy and I hate that fucking jungle slut
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  • WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GET TO PRANCE AROUND NEARLY NAKED, I WANT TO LET THE TWINS SWING IN THA BREEZE TOO, THIS SHIT AIN'T RIGHT
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  • I'm the freak at the over there riding the Elephants like an stallion
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  • BAAAHHHH SOWHENYAAAAHH MAMABEATSEBABAAAAH
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  • am I drunk or is the floor moving
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What Guys Said 22

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  • Because he can't grow a beard liek muh face :(

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  • Because Disney needs him to look like any of the other Disney princes. Pretty much all of the others have no beards - that's so that they'd be more boyish and thus appealing to little girls.

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  • It's Disney lol it's not supposed to make sense.

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  • I have always wondered myself

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  • Maybe he is saving that for his long hair?

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  • Hmmm must be all those bananas but he's still sexy

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  • I wonder if the girls here realize that tarzan has dreadlocks. I hear so many women saying theyre "gross" or that they don't like them.

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  • Because suspend your disbelief. Lol. But you're right.

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  • I can't really grow a beard or any kind of big beard at least.

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  • He is Indian, remember?

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  • Here's one why do the parents have real names but their son is simply named Boy? They couldn't come up with a name like Paul, John, Luke, Ringo, Fronzie, Tom, Mike, Kevin (good name btw).

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  • because all his hair grows someplace you can't see it?

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  • He can't grow a beard because he's young and nubile. You need to learn more about the male anatomy.

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  • He model so he got to keep himself looking good for photo shot in the jungle.

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  • He's hotter with a goatee so. :).

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  • On top of that no body hair at all, no wonder he was discriminated against amongst the gorillas.

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  • Dollar shave club silly. All the guys are switching to it.

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  • Bc its for kids , he doesn't have to

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  • Because he's not a fat hipster jackass!!!

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  • disney doesn't approve of homeless heroes

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  • lol maybe he waxes

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What Girls Said 14

  • No one paid attention because they want to know how big his cartoon junk is under the loin cloth.

    Sorry... too many penis questions on my screen. ;)

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  • I never found Tarzan attractive when I was a kid watching the movie but now I'm older and I know it's weird cause he's a cartoon and all but.. GIMME DAT.

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  • Haha it's just a cartoon xD

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  • Tarzan can have me all he wants :*

    NICHOLE WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL? I love the new picture!! <33

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  • ...
    MIND. BLOWN.

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  • Very good point... I must go ponder this mystery...

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  • I didn't notice that until now.. 😟
    His chin looks sharp though, maybe he uses it as a knife to chop off his beaard. Maaaybe?

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  • maybe he removes his facial hair lol

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  • Omg, haha, I've actually never really thought about it.

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  • He takes good care of himself.

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  • Because the animators decided to make him that way.

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  • He shaves because he's a soft chin like a baby's bottom.

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  • This is too funny... Haha!

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  • AHHHHH... NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO IT!!! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!!

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