I like to pretend that ____________________.(Would you please complete the sentence)?

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I like to pretend that ____________________.(Would you please complete the sentence)?


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  • I like to pretend that I really know Chinese.

    Occassionally, I can even fool a Chinese person by saying simple sentences as long as they don't say anything complicated back to me. If I can keep the topic mundane, I often can answer back and seem astonishingly knowledgeable. But I'm just a fraud =-( I know the reality is I still find myself missing almost everything.

    But if I'm going to try to practice sometimes, well, might as well pretend I'm something at it to sound convincing, lol.

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    • by the way I consider most people of Chinese descent as Chinese, even if they are no longer technically living in China. In the U. S. we can simply call them Chinese-Americans since here you can say any race followed by a hyphen and 'Americans', but those living on pacific islands kind of get grouped up. I really don't know the etiquette for that.

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What Girls Said 14

  • I like to pretend I listen. Especially work environment. Some people love explaining things again and again. lol

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  • I like to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now...

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  • I like to pretend that I'm good at driving on the streets of Grand Theft Auto.

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  • I like to pretend that i'm doing okay when i'm not because if i try keeping me in a good mood it eventually makes me feel better :)

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  • I'm floating in the air.

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  • I sometimes like to pretend that I don't care what people think of me or when they instantly think I'm a terrorist juust cuz I'm middle-eastern or muslim.

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  • i've always got it together.

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  • I like to pretend that if I stare at something across the room long enough... It will hear my call and come to me. Um.. It never does. =_=

    I also like to pretend that I am psychic. lol. :) and that I am a witch. But those are just me being silly. :)

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  • I like to pretend that I am a river that is ever-flowing.

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  • I like to pretend that @keyspirits doesn't affect me

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  • That I am happy when times I am not

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  • I like to pretend that I got my shit together

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  • ... I didn't read this fucktard question.

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  • I actually have friends (:

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