What was the most funniest thing you saw ever in your life and never forgot it? You still remember it? What was it?
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Me and a few friends dressed up smart one night so we could go to a 'piano bar' just out of town to try and hook up with some smart, decent girls. As you can guess the place served very expensive drinks, it had a resident piano player and there was a dress code. It was all very fancy. I went with my friend Steve, my friend Ed and my other friend Marcus who weighs 400lbs.
Anyway, after an hour two we all decided to go out the back to the smoking area for a cigar. Unfortunately it was way too busy on the patio so we had to go out the rear gate and down some steps and onto an unlit patch of grass. Ok, so there we all are sipping drinks and talking about life with 3 other women we had met. Suddenly all we hear is SPLAAAAAASH but we don't have a clue where it came from. Then we hear Marcus the 400lb guy shout "OHHHH, FOR FUCK SAKE, I'VE FALLEN IN A RIVER! None of us even knew a river or any water was there. None of us saw it!
Well it turns out he had fallen into a large overgrown pond with really mucky water and lots of pond weed. We put our phone torches on him and helped him out and straight away we realised he was stinking of dirty pond smell! Bearing in mind he was wearing a suit… well the water had also gone right up to his neckline and his wallet and all of his money was soaked and because his phone was submerged, it leaked and stopped working. None of us could believe it and we all felt awful and sorry for Marcus but we weren't going to let it spoil our night, after all 2 of us had pulled girls. We told him to go home, said bye to him and we went back into the bar for a few more drinks.
About 2 minutes later Marcus suddenly walks back into the bar stinking and soaking wet pretending nothing had happened. He tried carrying on with his night and tried speaking to girls even though his clothes were soaked and he stunk of dirty water and pond weed. Everyone was laughing and asking him why he was wet and smelled. Then the bouncer complained & kicked him out.0