There once was a woodpecker that flew south for the winter and met another woodpecker. They got talking and the southern woodpecker was saying that there's one tree that he's not able to peck through. So he takes the northern woodpecker to the tree in the northern woodpecker pecks right through it with no problem. The southern woodpecker is amazed. The northern woodpecker then invites the southern woodpecker up north to visit a tree that he cannot peck into. They get there and the southern woodpecker pecks a hole right through the tree with no problem at all... This proves to both of them that your pecker is always harder when you're not at home!
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