Awkward or nah?
I just saw a dude come into my work that I remember meeting a couple years back, totally shit faced and wearing a pair of pants my friend gave me... that he had purposely ripped a giant hole in the ass of. We didn't do anything except pass out in bed next to each other but I'm still just like 😳
The dude is even hotter sober than he was when I was intoxicated... and like 20x more flirtatious. I need to be sprayed with a hose, have mercy.
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Can I be the one to spray you with the hose?0