Many right wing Texas Christians claim that the flooding has been caused by sodomy and witchcraft. How to fix this?

How will Texans get rid of witchcraft and sodomy so no more natural disasters will occur?
http://aattp.org/bryan-fischer-agrees-parts-of-texas-flooded-because-of-witchcraft-and-sodomy-video/

  • Buy bulk stakes at Costco for burning witches
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  • Buy silver bullets and butt plugs
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  • Pray with the Duggars
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  • Buy stock in oil and pay off your local friendly lobbyist
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I don't think they can be fixed. The crazy runs too deep.

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    • So put away the lighter fluid?

    • Yeah, don't bother.

    • My great grandparents got to burn so many witches. I will never get my shot :(

Most Helpful Guy

  • They're right about the sodomy, I caused the flooding by bringing my girl to a squirting orgasm...

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    • I hope you got some buckets for the neighbors and a canoe for your close relatives.

    • They died during the witching ceremony.

    • Now that is just plain sad but surely you saved money from just tossing the4m in the running water to have them float away.

What Girls Said 2

  • Obvious answer is pray with the Duggars. They can take care of anything, they have the connections.

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    • Connected yes but to a child?

  • Pray with the duggars...

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    • Lettuce pray... for bell peppers

What Guys Said 3

  • huh... that's weird :S

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    • More weird when you watch the video. Even more weird that ten of thousands agree with him.

    • This guy was so beloved on Gag. Where did this super hero go?

  • Well they blamed the tornadoes on homosexuality too.

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    • Well they assume sodomy is only done by former speaker of the house and gay people so yes.

  • are you serous people in Texas are really thinking this

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