What is the best thing you can write that closes well with this face: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

Think of something dirty and seductive, like a pick-up line, and try to match it well with this face:
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Here's my attempt:
Roses are red,
and so are your lips,
so please sit on my face,
and wiggle your hips.
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Go!


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Most Helpful Girl

  • You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

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What Girls Said 3

  • I just think of the George Takei "Ohhhhh My!" followed by an eyebrow waggle.

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  • Food. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • thats hilarious lol.

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What Guys Said 6

  • Just stoping by to say hi
    If you want
    we should hang out for a little bit some time
    Let me no and I'm out the door
    You ready to have some fun
    lets go.

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  • "Look at that booty, show me the booty, give me the booty, I want the the booty, back up the booty, I need the booty, I like the booty, oh what a booty, shaking that booty, I saw the booty, I want the booty, lord what a booty, bring on the booty, give up the booty, loving the booty, round booty, down for the booty, I want the booty, hunting the booty, chasing the booty, casing the booty, getting the booty, beautiful booty, smoking booty, talk to the booty, more booty... Fine booty."

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  • i have small eyes
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  • <(**<) KIRBY!!

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  • "Clear your plumbing a for a happy bumming"
    "Nothing in life is free... Except anal"
    "I could just eat you right up #voraphile"

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  • Roses are red
    My name's Dave
    This poem makes no sense
    Microwave

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