Why can't I cry money instead of tears?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • I ask myself this question every day.
    Become a biologist and help work to solve this issue.

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    • If everybody agrees that tears will become the unit of money, the problem is solved. And drinking water will become so scarse in the future that it may end up being money.

What Guys Said 11

  • I wish i would as well

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  • Wouldn't that be nice we could all be rich lol

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  • That was my birthday wish as well, but it never came true...

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  • You'd tear open your tear ducts, and then you'd *really* have something to cry about... And it would turn into a vicious cycle, and you'd completely unbalance the world economy, and the world would end or something

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    • Buzzkill!

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    • Being a villain is much more fun though.

    • I whole-heartedly agree... the look on innocent peoples' faces when you're about to do something aweful to/near them is *priceless*... "please no, Mr. Badguy, if you do that i/we-"

      *throws the big nasty-looking switch, laughing maniacly*

  • Lol. I would be more open to exploring deeper emotions if that were the case.

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  • Karma's a bitch...

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  • why can't the sky rain gold instead of water?

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  • I'm sure your tears are with something

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    • I'm actually a phoenix so yes. They are.

    • May I ask how you came up with your username?

    • It's the title of a song with a 9 added because mfeo was taken on stumbleupon already.

  • Its inhumanly impossible.

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    • So it's humanly possible? Watch your double negatives, kiddo.

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    • I literally saw it on tumblr and thought it was funny.

    • It was histerical, I feel like its going to have the same turn around as "Friday". People be making stupid shit these days.

  • Same reason why you can't lay golden eggs.

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  • because you are human

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What Girls Said 8

  • Good question. That'd be pretty handy. I'd probably be rich by now.

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    • Same here. Would have become a millionaire these past five months alone, several times over.

  • lol

    if i could do that i'd be a millionaire right now. been crying so much the past few months

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  • I wanna cry money too 😯

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  • Because that would be painful, unless we all agree that tears will be our unit of money. But that's very unlikely to happen.

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  • You can't produce money biologically.

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  • Because magic isn't real

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  • Because I can't crap quarters.

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  • Because you don't live in a fairy tail

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