Jedi Mind Tricks... hmm?

okay girls, here's the fudge.

you start dating this awesome guy, everything is so whimsical and perfect, like seriously just flawless.

anyways after 2 years it turns out this guy is a muther fucking jedi! like knew who right?

so here's the shit, he's been using jedi mind tricks on you the entire time to make you happy, in every aspect, and he finally admits that to you. he loves the shit out of you which led him to come out.

the fuck do you do now?

Jedi Mind Tricks... hmm...?



  • sooooooooo angry now!
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  • i think i can still love
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  • here's my 2 fucking cents
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  • Here's my two fucking cents. Literally here's two pennies.

    Do you have something you need to confess here? Are you a Jedi? Lol

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What Girls Said 11

  • I'd be mad as hell that he was manipulating my mind. I don't care if he was doing it to make me happy, he was doing it to selfishly make me happy with HIM, tricking me to think I was in a perfect relationship with a perfect life, when the right guy could be out there undiscovered.

    Y'know, a guy who won't Jedi mindfuck me.

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    • that is so well said! i guess i shouldn't tell you then... :o :o ;)

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    • @JackKerouac77 ... something tells me a blueberry farm might not go over too well in da u. p.

      but I don't know anything about farming so I could be dead wrong. :p

    • "You want to become a ganja farmer."
      "You are fascinated by horticulture."

      ZOMG I CAN'T STOP! I'M ADDICTED TO MANIPULATING PEOPLE!!!

  • He better teach me how to be a Jedi then :P Then I would do this as my revenge after learning.

    www.aaronstars.yolasite.com/.../...0Vs.%20Sith.gif

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    • LOL WTF! XD listening to the song on this page while watching that WAS SOOOO EPIC!!! XD

  • I'm going to kill him.
    http://i.imgur.com/KfdgDKB.gif

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  • I'm not okay with being controlled by someone, whether they love me or not. That's not right. I'm not a toy.

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  • You're forgetting one little thing... I'm a fudging Jedi too and have convinced him he is one just to make him happy!

    But seriously, I am a Jedi.

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  • I'd be like manipulate away baby. Keep me your #1 priority forever! ;)

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  • Welp gonna have to fight him to the death

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  • Jedi Mind Tricks are dope!

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  • I'll forgive him.. maybe... Maybe... Should I?

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  • well it depends if he is honest now or if he is still tricking me

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  • What if he thought he was using his Jedi mind tricks on me, but didn't realize I was using the force as well, so it had no effect?

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