Lol have you ever farted and it wasn't a fart?


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  • I would expect that everyone has sharted at some time during their life. If you live long enough, you may have the experience more than once! Get an old person drunk and some of them will confess to carrying a clean pair of underwear in their purse or glove box in their car, just in case. .

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What Guys Said 7

  • queef u mean?

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  • It's called "sharting."

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  • Sharting huh? Fortunately that hasn't happened yet

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  • yep, its just a release of excess air in your intestines. It doesn't smell, but you feel a lot less bloated haha

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    • I meant when you think you are going to fart so you do it but it wasn't a fart , shit came out.

    • When you're brushing out your hair
      And your butt begins to flare
      Diarrhea diarrhea

  • You profile picture is roses, the irony. I only have when I had diarrhea.

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  • Yeah, when I was a baby I shit myself every 2 minutes

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  • shit happens

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What Girls Said 5

  • I have lol I almost tried to fart in front of others but thought "ummm this one feel loud" so I went to the bathroom and to my surprise IT WASN'T A FART. Thank god I didn't do it in public lmao. I felt so blessed that day. It could have been the worst day of my life.

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  • Hahahaha sharting

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  • No. My ass has a good shart detector.

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  • Do you mean a shart? ctfu

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  • Like you farted poop out? What?

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