If you could hear your pet's thoughts what would you presume you'd hear?

What animal is your pet?

What would they say that might shock you?

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If you could hear your pet's thoughts what would you presume you'd hear?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • You got food for me.. Oh great. Why are you eating it why am I shaking why is their a car I must bark for five minutes. Give food to chiwawa warrior, oh you dropped a piece here you ( eats) go.

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What Guys Said 9

  • Tell me that I am the most awesome owner ever! She is an Irish Wolfhound. She looks almost identical to this

    upload-2.dogzer.it/.../_light-128336-basil.jpg

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    • Aww i love Irish Wolfhounds!! :-) i can imagine her thinking exactly those thoughts about you

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    • @Pyramid_Princess that is fine as I might steal your keys and you from the UK :P

    • Haha! You'll have to dig for them in my garden first 🔑 lol

  • "I merely tolerate your existence, because you feed me. However, if I could catch those f***ing squirrels outside, there would be some changes around here."

    "Sleep with one eye open...'master'."

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  • "the fuck off me!" "bitch!"

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  • Oh my $#$@ why did you just pee in ny water bowl?

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  • "Sally, come on! You just stole my steak! Eat cornflakes and give it back NOW!"

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  • My long dead cat: "Mind your business."
    My recently dead dog: "Who's he?"

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  • I have a hamster, she would probably be thinking about ways to escape her cage.

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  • "feed me" feed me "

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  • "I'm the ******* king of this place, obey me you peasent."

    We have a cat.

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    • Ah... makes sense then. Haha
      Love cats. xD
      The epitomy of confidence.

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    • You won't believe what we decided to name him...

      Killer.

    • haha That I can believe. xD

What Girls Said 5

  • http://imgur.com/UcW0QeP

    Picture of Max - my German Shepherd dog

    "hehe she'll never find those keys i buried, she looks a like a fool digging up the garden for them, i buried them in next doors " Lol!

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    • Such an absolutely beautiful pup. Hahahaha!!! Lose your keys often?

    • I always lose my keys, apart from when Max stole them. He lost them that time lol @anon1999

  • I'm cold, I'm hungry, why aren't you playing with me? Why can't I eat what you are eating?

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  • "Omg... throw the ball!! I want the ball!!!" Lmao!! He's a dog but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is what he said all day lol

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  • I have 2 rabbits and they'd probably tell me stop calling them fat haha

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  • I don't even want to know

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